If I win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes…

these are some of the things I would do:

  • Give half the money to my Mom and Dad. They more than deserve it for raising me as a child, helping me out as an adult and putting up with my in-between antics all of these years.
  • Buy several acres of land somewhere in the state of Quintana Roo, MX…preferably 0-5 miles from the sea. Also, I would have another smaller home quite a ways inland to retreat to during hurricane season.
  • Build a log cabin in the jungle. I know, I know.  A log cabin in a tropical paradise sounds funny, but it’s my dream. Leave me be.
  • Fill my acreage with donkeys, goats and chickens. I have always dreamed of owning donkeys, goats and chickens. What better place to do so than Mexico?

I have never entered the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes before, but this year they are giving away a Super-prize, and they are advertising the crap out of it. It’s $100,000 a week for a full year. That’s over 5 million dollars when it’s all said and done…before taxes anyway. So, I just had to enter this time, and I suggest you all do the same. Someones got to win it, and if it’s me I’ll be contributing to rebuilding the Mexican economy even more than I already do with my quarterly dive trips, and such.

I just love that damned place.

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4 Responses to “If I win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes…”

  1. My name is Tiffany Baul Submiting my entry for super prize to win that was sent by email promition email bulltin dated 06/08/2010 time sent was 12:41pm. I hope I have a change to win this prize from Pch Clearing house! It would be a dream for me and my mom, to have a chance to win. This would be a blessing for us. Thanks Again! Tiffany B.
    1O,OOO.OO CASH! Click here, Tiffany — before the June 13th (11:59 PM, ET) entry deadline — and the Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol could deliver a “Big Check” for $1O,OOO.OO to your door on July 4th (Giveaway No. 1590)!

    Publishers Clearing House and its properties have awarded over $223 Million since 1967. Will you be next?

  2. 1O,OOO.OO CASH! Click here, Tiffany — before the June 13th (11:59 PM, ET) entry deadline — and the Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol could deliver a “Big Check” for $1O,OOO.OO to your door on July 4th (Giveaway No. 1590)!


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