If I win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes…

these are some of the things I would do:

• Give half the money to my Mom and Dad. They more than deserve it for raising me as a child, helping me out as an adult and putting up with my in-between antics all of these years.
• Buy several acres of land somewhere in the state of Quintana Roo, MX…preferably 0-5 miles from the sea. Also, I would have another smaller home quite a ways inland to retreat to during hurricane season.
• Build a log cabin in the jungle. I know, I know.  A log cabin in a tropical paradise sounds funny, but it’s my dream. Leave me be.
• Fill my acreage with donkeys, goats and chickens. I have always dreamed of owning donkeys, goats and chickens. What better place to do so than Mexico?

I have never entered the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes before, but this year they are giving away a Super-prize, and they are advertising the crap out of it. It’s $100,000 a week for a full year. That’s over 5 million dollars when it’s all said and done…before taxes anyway. So, I just had to enter this time, and I suggest you all do the same. Someones got to win it, and if it’s me I’ll be contributing to rebuilding the Mexican economy even more than I already do with my quarterly dive trips, and such.

I just love that damned place.